Never boring. Always comfy
Just $20
Breakfast Delight
Regular price
$20.00
A portion of proceeds goes to breast cancer research.
We asked Ron Swanson what he wanted on a sock. He didn't answer us because he is fictional. So we asked Nick Offerman. He said, "Leave me alone, you maniacs." So we imagined ourselves talking to Ron Swanson, and he told us two things: Breakfast Food and Boobies. And once imaginary-Ron said that, we knew. WE KNEW.
Made with a premium merino-blend, these socks are breathable, odor-resistant, and soft enough to wear all day (and night). Cushioned where it counts, durable where it matters.
Size
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Regular price
$20.00
A portion of proceeds goes to breast cancer research.
We asked Ron Swanson what he wanted on a sock. He didn't answer us because he is fictional. So we asked Nick Offerman. He said, "Leave me alone, you maniacs." So we imagined ourselves talking to Ron Swanson, and he told us two things: Breakfast Food and Boobies. And once imaginary-Ron said that, we knew. WE KNEW.
Made with a premium merino-blend, these socks are breathable, odor-resistant, and soft enough to wear all day (and night). Cushioned where it counts, durable where it matters.
Size
- 57% Superwash Merino Wool
- 39% Nylon 6.6
- 4% Spandex
- 200N gauges — engineered for performance and durability
- Half-terry foot for cushioning and comfort
- 10 Year Guarantee
- Moisture Wicking
- Seamless Toe
- Lightweight Cushion
- Seamless Heel
- American Made
- Arch Support
- Performance fit, no slipping, no bunching
Crew height, one size fits most
Size 8-13M
